This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Action
Entertaining enough, but nothing really standout in the realm of squishing zombie skulls
It’s “Get Smart” + “Archer” in a kid-friendly package that the whole family will love!
A Bay-hem explosion-fest with only 1/6th the quirk it needed to feel fun. It’s okay Michael, we miss Optimus Prime too
A gender-flipped Bond flick without the uncomfortable sex scenes.
Serious Ryan Reynolds is almost more concerning than the entirety of “The Green Lantern”
“I have nothing to hide. I have nothing I want you to see.”
Peter Parker can communicate flawlessly with anyone on earth; meanwhile, I can’t get proper cell reception in my parents’ neighborhood.
From an era right before the superhero craze came a non-standard superhero flick: Noir Guy!
This movie was one hard-core sex scene away from being a BRAZZERs porn parody of John Wick.
This was the cinematic embodiment of every single-player first-person-shooter game on the market.
