This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Action
Geeze Disney, if I knew you wanted to be China’s subservient pet so badly, I would have bought you a leash and a nice shiny collar.
The loneliness of immortality must be the worst thing on Earth
“With great power comes great responsibility,” but flipped on its head
“If you wish to be The King of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be The King.”
A surprisingly solid sequel about a videogame that doesn’t exist
A soft reboot of a terrible origin story. Cage didn’t come across as a love-struck idiot this time around.
An inconsistent curse, an objectified woman, and a stupid Devil. What more could you want?
A medicore action film burned by its own “special” effects
A flat-lined fertility rate makes for an outstanding dystopian thriller.
When the present and the future collide, only the most ridiculous of things can happen…
“Mark Wahlberg: The Movie,” staring Mark Wahlberg, pretending to be the hero he keeps pretending to be in his other movies, but this time, as Himself.
